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  • Unknown
    edited May 2015
    Invented his own language when he was 14 and has refused to speak in any other language since then.
  • Once ate an entire crop of carrots.
  • Has three nipples and 12 fingers
  • Only has one ear. He cut off his right ear to give to his 1st grade teacher who he was madly in love with.
  • she wear 2 panties every day to beef up her bums
  • Can totally turn water into wine, but won't for you. She doesn't like you.
  • Has an IQ of 64.
  • Still has her 2nd grade drawings on her fridge. They're just OK.
  • Lives next door to me
  • Pretends to be Jesus every sunday.
  • she loves chat wid me
  • Has read every Nicholas Sparks book.
  • Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber
  • Unknown
    edited May 2015
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber

    True story....
    Poem name:
    bleeding ear

    WHY IS MY EAR BLEEDING
    WHAT IS THIS TORTURE
    WHY WONT YOU END MY MISERY
    WHAT KIND OF GOD ALLOWS THIS
    ITS NO LONGER A WONDERFUL LIFE KINDA WORLD



    Wants to marry a death row convict
  • Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    PewterSky wrote: »
    Writes poetry in his spare time and his muse is Justin beiber

    True story....
    Poem name:
    bleeding ear

    WHY IS MY EAR BLEEDING
    WHAT IS THIS TORTURE
    WHY WONT YOU END MY MISERY
    WHAT KIND OF GOD ALLOWS THIS
    ITS NO LONGER A WONDERFUL LIFE KINDA WORLD



    Wants to marry a death row convict

    Lol. Keep up the poetry

    Likes women with mustaches

  • Is australian :p
  • Is a nun
  • Loves pickle juice smoothies.
  • she is my date
  • Never goes to the gym