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The only rule is: It better not be true.

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Was a contracted understudy for the the role of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (Darth Sidious) for the musical adaptation of Star Wars that had been scheduled to open off-Broadway in the fall of 2016. Unfortunately, the opening has been postponed due to a reliance on several key performers, who still cannot secure their mothers' permission to appear in the show.

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the voice of Yoda

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Is really a lumberjack undercover agent.....Promoting the positive aspect of cleaning your teeth with a pine cone.......:-)

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Is an animator but doesn't know how to draw hands

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Everyday he goes to Starbucks and makes a new rap to give his order.

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Runs a marathon each day to burn off the calories from her Pepsi addiction

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He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.

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Wanted to date me once I move to Hawaii but with all of the running each day she has no time for anything else

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She was stunt double for Jean Smart back on Season 5 of 24

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He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.

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Uses the name Jason Bourne when he orders his coffee everyday and also eats a high calorie sugary croissant

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He likes ponder whether a tree makes a sound if it falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it. He often wonders whether bears do *kitten* in the woods as well.

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Works a hot dog cart in NYC.

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Drives a shady looking ice cream van that does not sell icecream

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Can work her pedicures with her feet while watching TV and knitting or reading a book.

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Poops skittles and farts rose perfume

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Is a dude in a body suit.

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Loves fresh Skittles

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Lives in the research station in Antartica

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Is a sailor with a girl in every port

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Has a booger collection