We broke up because...

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Was allergic to clothes. Wouldn't even suit up for weddings!

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Wouldn't let me kiss her toes.

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I woke up hetero.

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bryantparson wrote: »

I woke up hetero.

Just in time, apparently...

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He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.

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softblondechick wrote: »

He did not realize that the cat was permanent. Men are temporary.

Did not like me using the cat as a chamois to wash the car...

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Insisted on preparing foods with color specific ingredients only.

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was a picky eater

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Would eat anything...including dirt and coal...and a few other things I couldnt identify

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Lmao complained about me wanting to eat the other things

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I was okay with him eating the other things but they gave him funky breath

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tried feeding me breath mints all the time

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He just couldn't take a hint..accept the mint already!

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Staying in bed constantly was unhealthy

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I woke to discover that we actually had been in a relationship, and that it hadn't been only a dream. It was all going so well ... surely, it must have been a dream

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He Dreams about having a relationship with Tenmidwest!

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insisted on driving everytime we'd go out, but she's a terrible, i mean terrible driver!

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She fancied our neighbour more and was utterly fascinated by them!

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Caught me all too often day-dreaming before replying to posts... Often with hilarious circumstances.

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He typed his fantasies online and didnt even realize until after he pressed enter!