We broke up because...

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    She perforated my ear drum with her vocal chords!
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    Her purple hair was more bold than my Red! She got all the attention! :(
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    Her stare was too piercing
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    She used peppermint in just about everything, cakes, curries, her perfume was peppermint too!
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    He thought I should serve him breakfast in bed, when I thought we should have brunch at a restaurant.
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    She doesnt know the difference between male & female! :tongue:
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    She would take 5 hours to get ready for going out. By then, I had already gone off and came back home...alone.
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    She was jealous because I literally can be out the door in fifteen minutes!!! :tongue:
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    edited May 2015
    ... but @pewtersky would visit me while she was out, sadly she insisted on returning home alone; I could not keep her
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    He always quote Yoda, think I
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    *gasp* You never could keep a secret! Breaking up with you!
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    She wouldn't make me a dress
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    You never let me borrow those yards of silks and chiffons you kept hidden in your closet!
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    She always wanted me to wear a Tutu!
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    I'm a hoarder she just didn't understand I may need that silk and chiffon someday
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    Her logic was too superior for me o.o
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    She was too illogical
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    She just laid around all day
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    He had nicer lips than me!
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    She couldn't keep up with me in the lovin' department.

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