We broke up because...

Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?

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She perforated my ear drum with her vocal chords!

Her purple hair was more bold than my Red! She got all the attention!

Her stare was too piercing

She used peppermint in just about everything, cakes, curries, her perfume was peppermint too!

He thought I should serve him breakfast in bed, when I thought we should have brunch at a restaurant.

She doesnt know the difference between male & female!

She would take 5 hours to get ready for going out. By then, I had already gone off and came back home...alone.

She was jealous because I literally can be out the door in fifteen minutes!!!

... but @pewtersky would visit me while she was out, sadly she insisted on returning home alone; I could not keep her

He always quote Yoda, think I

*gasp* You never could keep a secret! Breaking up with you!

She wouldn't make me a dress

You never let me borrow those yards of silks and chiffons you kept hidden in your closet!

She always wanted me to wear a Tutu!

I'm a hoarder she just didn't understand I may need that silk and chiffon someday

Her logic was too superior for me o.o

She was too illogical

She just laid around all day

He had nicer lips than me!

She couldn't keep up with me in the lovin' department.