We broke up because...

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  • She wouldn't share her massive shoe collection!
  • I tried on her clothes...it was one time!
  • Unknown
    edited May 2015
    She was crazy when it came to her corsets, I sewed sequins on one and she threw a fit.

    @burning2much Wouldn't wear the shirts I bought for him
  • I tried on her clothes...it was one time!

    I drew the line when he wore my shoes! :angry:

  • She was married and my morals couldn't handle it.
  • Her morals were bordering on crazy, it was really difficult to do anything without going against her morals.
  • She had no morals and was quite an embarrassment in public! :open_mouth:
  • She had no morals and was quite an embarrassment in public! :open_mouth:

    .. because she posts stuff like this like it's a bad thing (that, and she never would go out in public with me; made me feel embarrassed of who I am)
  • He was insecure
  • He'd always light my drinks on fire (as I was drinking them!)
  • She liked flaming shots
  • kept ripping brim off baseball caps
  • rinnung al th tim
  • Didnt like my many friends and got jealous because I spent so much time chattin! ;p
  • throws out tongue while talkinggg
  • Wouldnt let me wax his chest!
  • She never laughed at my jokes
  • Unknown
    edited May 2015
    Because she would NOT stop singing that Burl Ives song "Silver and Gold" (there's a special place in hell for Rankin and Bass for popularizing that one in '64) ... Normally, here singing around home was delightful, but for this "Silver and Gold" nightmare, she insisted on singing it in Mr. Ives voice, which was just a little creepy. It was like I was with a black-listed Communist, Masonic, crazy woman! Just had to end that... Sorry baby!
  • Didn't brush his teeth.
  • Decided she just wasnt into girls ;)