We broke up because...

Why did you break things off with the person who posted above you?

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She wouldn't share her massive shoe collection!

I tried on her clothes...it was one time!

She was crazy when it came to her corsets, I sewed sequins on one and she threw a fit.

@burning2much Wouldn't wear the shirts I bought for him

burning2much wrote: »

I tried on her clothes...it was one time!

I drew the line when he wore my shoes!

She was married and my morals couldn't handle it.

Her morals were bordering on crazy, it was really difficult to do anything without going against her morals.

She had no morals and was quite an embarrassment in public!

FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »

She had no morals and was quite an embarrassment in public!

.. because she posts stuff like this like it's a bad thing (that, and she never would go out in public with me; made me feel embarrassed of who I am)

He was insecure

He'd always light my drinks on fire (as I was drinking them!)

She liked flaming shots

kept ripping brim off baseball caps

rinnung al th tim

Didnt like my many friends and got jealous because I spent so much time chattin! ;p

throws out tongue while talkinggg

Wouldnt let me wax his chest!

She never laughed at my jokes

Because she would NOT stop singing that Burl Ives song "Silver and Gold" (there's a special place in hell for Rankin and Bass for popularizing that one in '64) ... Normally, here singing around home was delightful, but for this "Silver and Gold" nightmare, she insisted on singing it in Mr. Ives voice, which was just a little creepy. It was like I was with a black-listed Communist, Masonic, crazy woman! Just had to end that... Sorry baby!

Didn't brush his teeth.

Decided she just wasnt into girls

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