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Lose 40-50 pounds in two weeks - HELP

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I need to lose 40-50 pounds in two weeks because an event is coming up that I've known about for 6 months but have been putting off actually dieting or exercising. Does anyone have any tips or a diet plan I could follow? I'm thinking about taking a week-long correspondence course that will allow me to violate the laws of Physics so I can HEALTHILY lose the weight. My friend's cousin's barber said eating tiny amounts of anti-matter will slowly blast the fat away, can anyone recommend a good fitness program to go along with this? Thanks!!!!!

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Is this a serious question?

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Amputation might get you there. But seriously, no.

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Be careful where you buy your anti-matter, there are a lot of scams and substandard products out there.

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Sad thing is I didn't even bat an eye when I read the title of this thread.

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Im sorry hon. This is not possible.

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I'm a certified Particle Annihilation Coach™. I love to help people SO much that if you buy my $7 billion starter pack of anti-quarks, I'll throw in a t-shirt for free!!

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Refer to this thread, you'll find plenty of answers.

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10156638/lose-35-40-pounds-in-2-months#latest

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Only way is to consume 0 calories and burn thousands of calories a day.... so nope not possible

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Methinks some people didn't read the post or think this is serious

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If you take a spin class, be sure to not take those spin-1/2 fermions, they make you dizzy.

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Just eat clean (like scrub until its shiny) and weigh your food. You can totes do this. My friends sisters hamster did this and it worked.

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Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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I tried to lose 300lb by Friday and people told me I was an abusive spammer. I was hurt. I just wanted to be less fat

You can totes do this!!!!

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Trolling score: 0/10 Too obvious

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ythannah ha scritto: »

Be careful where you buy your anti-matter, there are a lot of scams and substandard products out there.

I second this. I got mine off craigslist and it disintegrated half my jaw.

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ythannah ha scritto: »

Be careful where you buy your anti-matter, there are a lot of scams and substandard products out there.

You want to be sure to get the Anti-Matter that's endorsed by Dr. Oz. That guy is like really a doctor or something and he wouldn't suggest anything that didn't work.

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karla24687 ha scritto: »

Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Bwah ha ha ha ha!!! Love this!

Are people seriously thinking this is real? I saw the forum post it's mocking earlier and thought "blech" and moved on. But this response was priceless

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The only good thing about anti-matter is the improvement of bowel movements. Or so I am told.

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Make sure you don't eat the anti-matter after 7pm. It turns straight to fat then.