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Which he promptly ate. Tasty.

The she grabbed the meat

and tenderized it with salt

at which he shouted out;

This damn thing is slimey

But that didn't slow down

Crazy Mc crazy from trying

to solve a quadratic equation

That has him puzzled from

Dawn to dark he thought

He could but he wasn't

Sure his answer was correct

So he Googled it but

The internet dropped so he

Gave up and looked for

An encyclopaedia instead to read

Then he got a stroke

And he needed rescuing badly

He flipped and flopped all

Ate a giant peanut waffle!