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Was a contracted understudy for the the role of Supreme Chancellor Palpatine (Darth Sidious) for the musical adaptation of Star Wars that had been scheduled to open off-Broadway in the fall of 2016. Unfortunately, the opening has been postponed due to a reliance on several key performers, who still cannot secure their mothers' permission to appear in the show.

the voice of Yoda

Is really a lumberjack undercover agent.....Promoting the positive aspect of cleaning your teeth with a pine cone.......:-)

Is an animator but doesn't know how to draw hands

Everyday he goes to Starbucks and makes a new rap to give his order.

Runs a marathon each day to burn off the calories from her Pepsi addiction

He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.

Wanted to date me once I move to Hawaii but with all of the running each day she has no time for anything else

She was stunt double for Jean Smart back on Season 5 of 24

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He used to work for Santa, but he gave it up to move to Hawaii and work for the Easter bunny instead.

Uses the name Jason Bourne when he orders his coffee everyday and also eats a high calorie sugary croissant

He likes ponder whether a tree makes a sound if it falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it. He often wonders whether bears do *kitten* in the woods as well.

Works a hot dog cart in NYC.

Drives a shady looking ice cream van that does not sell icecream

Can work her pedicures with her feet while watching TV and knitting or reading a book.

Poops skittles and farts rose perfume

Is a dude in a body suit.

Loves fresh Skittles

Lives in the research station in Antartica

Is a sailor with a girl in every port

Has a booger collection

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