What have you lost?

This is an older fun post from 2013 but worth bringing back.

So... What about you? What have you lost so far and what do you plan on losing???
ME: Elephant Heart

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super-premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephants penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the Worlds Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and shes 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and shes 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Replies

  • I wanted to stay at an elephant penis. But I made it to between an Irish Setter and a gold brick.
  • human leg
  • My sanity. *twitches*
  • My sanity. *twitches*
    Sorry wrong forum..you'll need the technical support forum for that.
  • You are back.
  • amount of cheese an average American eats in a year (yuck)
  • I've lost a small bale of hay and I want to lose the amount of chemical additives an American consumes a year.
  • You are back.
    I am! Guess I took a lil sanity break.


  • a human head. aiming for an elephant penis.
  • Last few years ago I lost a 2 year old
    Lately just a brain
    And today I lost my keys... No really I need my keys have you seen them?
  • Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Last few years ago I lost a 2 year old
    Lately just a brain
    And today I lost my keys... No really I need my keys have you seen them?

    Lol! :)
  • Gabrielm80 wrote: »
    Last few years ago I lost a 2 year old
    Lately just a brain
    And today I lost my keys... No really I need my keys have you seen them?
    Nope, but if you find them, I highly recommend the whistle key finder for your key chain.

  • An Elephant's heart then gained back an average house cat :confounded:
  • Lost America's annual cheese
    Still need to lose another year's worth of cheese.
  • An elephants heart <3
  • 40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg

    So, if weight loss costs an arm and a leg, I'm getting a good deal so far! XD
  • 2 bloodhounds (almost) :)
  • A sperm whale's brain! And hopefully a few more guinea pigs in the next two weeks :)
  • An elephant heart.
  • zezelryck, awesome job and inspiring story.