Lose 40-50 pounds in two weeks - HELP
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I think he has special persimmon flavored anti matter that works even faster...0 -
ceoverturf wrote: »Trolling score: 0/10 Too obvious
Well, duh. I couldn't have made it MORE obvious0 -
My answer: No way!!!0
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LOL0
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karla24687 wrote: »Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cute.
@sofaking6 - I think that is AMAZING!! Maybe you could take me under your wing and learn me how to be a coach myself. Also, can I sell people powdered food as part of this?0 -
ceoverturf wrote: »Trolling score: 0/10 Too obvious
This wasn't even a troll post. It's satirical. And it was kind of funny.
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Yes, but only if you invest in the TapeWorm Diet. This way you can continue to eat whatever you want, no move a muscle and drop all the weight you need! Once you're at your goal weight, just take a deworming pill and you'll be all set. It may sound to good to be true, but it's not. It's just pure MAGIC. My aunt's first cousin's dog tried it and he lost 50 pounds in 4 hours!!!0
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I have a special super secret blend of anti matter, coconut oil and kale. Pay me £100 and I'll share the recipe with you
No refunds0 -
girlviernes wrote: »karla24687 wrote: »Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Cute.
@sofaking6 - I think that is AMAZING!! Maybe you could take me under your wing and learn me how to be a coach myself. Also, can I sell people powdered food as part of this?
Oh my gosh I would be so happy to, because I just want to help people out of love and stuff! If you send me $40 billion I will send you back a handwritten note on the back of a napkin, along with a few grams of a powdery substance. If you can make $100 billion from selling that, you will give it all to me and then you will be a COACH!!! It's so great being so nice to people, I really can't wait for you to experience it yourself so please hurry up with that payment k?0
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