Grant a wish!

Simple, just grant the wish that was made by the person before you with a wicked twist, and then make a new wish!

I wish for a new car.

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Granted but it's filled with frogs.

I wish for another cup of coffee.

Granted but it's full of poison

I wish for a prince

Granted but he's dead.

I wish that I can control time.

Granted but you're dead...
I wish for great health

Granted but you've lost everything and everyone in your life.

I wish to be undead

Granted but now you're an ugly zombie

I wish for world peace

Granted, a meteorite hits the Earth, wiping out every life-form.

I was I can go to Hogwarts

Granted but voldermort kills you

I wish to own a house made of gingerbread

Granted but there's a witch inside and she took your beating heart!

I wish my work would complete itself

Granted but it self-completed sloppily, so bossman/lady blames/fires you.
I wish my wound would hurry up and heal.

Granted but now you have cancer.

I wish there's no fire drill today.

Granted but you have a shelter in place drill instead.

I wish I could get a promotion at work.

Granted but you died in a car accident right after you got the promotion.

I wish I have a never ending supply on food and water.