Grant a wish!

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Simple, just grant the wish that was made by the person before you with a wicked twist, and then make a new wish! ;)

I wish for a new car.

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    Granted but it's filled with frogs.

    I wish for another cup of coffee.
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    Granted but it's full of poison :/

    I wish for a prince
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    Granted but he's dead.

    I wish that I can control time.
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    Granted but you're dead...
    I wish for great health
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    Granted but you've lost everything and everyone in your life.

    I wish to be undead
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    Granted but now you're an ugly zombie

    I wish for world peace
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    Granted, a meteorite hits the Earth, wiping out every life-form.

    I was I can go to Hogwarts
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    Granted but voldermort kills you

    I wish to own a house made of gingerbread
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    Granted but there's a witch inside and she took your beating heart!

    I wish my work would complete itself
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    Granted but it self-completed sloppily, so bossman/lady blames/fires you.
    I wish my wound would hurry up and heal.
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    Granted but now you have cancer.

    I wish there's no fire drill today.
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    Granted but you have a shelter in place drill instead.

    I wish I could get a promotion at work.
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    Granted but you died in a car accident right after you got the promotion.

    I wish I have a never ending supply on food and water.

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