I came up with this mixture after checking sodium content of store bought salad dressing.
I know it may sound awful but believe me the taste is unbelievable. You know the old saying Ketchup on everything?

This tastes kinda like Thousand Island without all the calories and fat or sodium.
Generic - Hamburger 85% Lean, 0.5 ounce 34 0 2 1 0 9
Simple Truth - Organic Pinto Beans, 0.25 Cup 55 10 0 0 3 63
Great Value - Golden Sweet Whole Kernel Corn *no Salt Added, 1/4 cup (125g)
35 7 1 0 1 5
Bar S - Smoked Deli Shaved Ham- 97% Fat Free, 1 slices (56g) 9 0 0 0 0 64
Heinz - Tomato Ketchup No Salt Added (14 oz Bottle), 2 Tbsp (17g) 40 10 0 0 0 10
Cheese, Shredded (Finely - Sharp Cheddar (Kraft), 0.5 fluid ounce 28 0 2 2 0 43
CAL-CARB-FAT-SFAT-FIBER-SOD
Add Food Quick Tools 201 27 5 3 4 194
Mix everything thoroughly and it will taste wonderful trust me.

Also 1/2 ounce of cheese is really more than enough.
Add more or less ingredients to your taste. Oh and don't forget the sodium free No Salt Alternative in your spice isle in your store and pepper if you like. If you want this spicy hot then get some crushed red pepper (Great Value is fine and cheaper).
Hope you enjoy it the ones that try. I know it will be a lunch time or dinner for me.