detox help!!

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    Peep detox.
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    A large coffee and a brisk walk. Optional bran muffin.
    That's what we're talking about, right?
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    Just drop this line of thought :).
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    Happy Harold says detoxes are unnecessary since your body does it already.
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    SergeantSausage wrote: »
    Peep detox.

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    hollyrayburn wrote: »
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Triple stamped your double stamp. No quitsies.

    triple stampled the double stamp. notarized. signed sealed delivered.

    I can't figure out how many stamps we are at now, but add mine to it.

    OP: Your body has a natural cleaning system through your liver and kidneys. No detox required.
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    INGREDIENTS:
    1 1/2 parts BACARDÍ® Limón™
    12 fresh spearmint leaves
    1/4 lime sliced
    1/4 lemon, sliced
    2 Tbsp. simple syrup (or 4 tsp. sugar)
    Top off with club soda

    METHOD:
    Muddle mint leaves and lime in a tall glass.
    Cover with simple syrup and fill glass with ice.
    Add BACARDÍ® Limón™ and club soda; stir well.
    Garnish glass with lime wedge and sprigs of mint.

    Repeat as often as necessary until all toxinz have left your body.
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    bridez559 wrote: »
    WHATS A GOOD detox i can make at home trying to clean myself out but not buying nothing that cost to much money..like any food and drinks i can make at home

    Water, and a balanced diet.
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    Wait, its Cinco de Mayo....
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Wait, its Cinco de Mayo....
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    Good stuff. Seconded.
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    If you're looking for a "clean out" get one of those powders from your pharmacy they give to colonoscopy patients before the big day.....
    It's not a pleasant experience, but you'll be completely emptied out. Just make sure not to venture far from the toilet for 24 hours.
    Other than that, I got nothing.
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    I'm crying from y'all comments!!! Lol lol y'all not right lol
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    edited May 2015
    If you want the feeling of being cleansed, pick up a bottle of magnesium citrate (found at any drug store). Just clear your schedule for the next 5-6 hours after you drink it. And have extra toilet paper and a charged phone or a new book to read. I promise, you will feel very cleaned out. ;)

    But yes, your body does its own detoxification.
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    Liftng4Lis wrote: »
    Wait, its Cinco de Mayo....
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    It's not just for breakfast anymore!
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    The only detox needed is water just city down on sodium which retains water and new water will push old water out simple
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    christinev297 wrote: »
    If you're looking for a "clean out" get one of those powders from your pharmacy they give to colonoscopy patients before the big day.....
    It's not a pleasant experience, but you'll be completely emptied out. Just make sure not to venture far from the toilet for 24 hours.
    Other than that, I got nothing.

    Um, no, don't do that. Sorry. They aren't even available without a prescription/Drs recommendation in most cases, and improper use of them can seriously mess up a person's electrolytes. That's a bad scene.
    Even properly used they have a risk of dehydration and electrolyte imbalance.
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    UltimateRBF wrote: »
    christinev297 wrote: »
    If you're looking for a "clean out" get one of those powders from your pharmacy they give to colonoscopy patients before the big day.....
    It's not a pleasant experience, but you'll be completely emptied out. Just make sure not to venture far from the toilet for 24 hours.
    Other than that, I got nothing.

    Um, no, don't do that. Sorry. They aren't even available without a prescription/Drs recommendation in most cases, and improper use of them can seriously mess up a person's electrolytes. That's a bad scene.
    Even properly used they have a risk of dehydration and electrolyte imbalance.

    I wasn't condoning them. I did it once because I was painfully constipated, no colonoscopy.
    You can buy them over the counter here for $3.50, no prescription needed.
    Doctors can prescribe more hardcore formulas.

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    Plus it's unclear if the OP wants a "detox" or a clean out. ..
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    christinev297 wrote: »
    Plus it's unclear if the OP wants a "detox" or a clean out. ..

    She never was very clear, was she. And she never came back!

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