We broke up because...

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    close eyes all the time
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    Rolls around all the time
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    'cause she was just to introverted and private to play with me as I'd like. We went to Fantasy Fest last autumn and she complained that her new collar was too tight. Well, dear, there are others who have professed an interest in that collar; so I moved on...
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    He was so quick to move on to his next conquest
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    She always wanted to stay in
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    He never wore a shirt in public, we couldn't even get into a restaurant
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    She had this habit of stealing and selling my valuable things, one day I caught her with my grandmother's ring in her pocket. I gave her the boot then.
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    She accused me of stealing and didn't bother to give me the chance to explain what happened. So I decided to just let the inevitable happen.
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    She doesn't like to share
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    She had sex with my sister.
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    pickledpete wrote: »
    She had sex with my sister.
    ... well, THAT's a long list...

    She was so worried about her sister's many relationships, that she barely realized that she was destroying her own... ours :cry:
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    He's married.
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    edited May 2015
    You wouldn't mow the yard
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    Kept complaining about the work I gave him
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    He said he would keep me serviced - then would forget.
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    monstalosta wrote: »
    You wouldn't mow the yard

    He couldn't handle this lol :D
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    they didn't like that I disappear for long periods of time, would always question it.
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    She disappeared for such long periods of time :(
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    I smoked her last bowl.
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    edited May 2015
    Beast_Mode_Engaged wrote: »
    I smoked her last bowl.
    ...kept wander around the house yelling, "Hello Pants!" over and over... (also, should move to Colorado, if he's worried about "last bowl".)

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